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Happy Monday Jun 1, 2009 4:48 am
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Overheard in my apartment this morning:
Daughter to son: I need to take a shower. Aren’t you going to take a shower? Take a shower. I have to take one.
Son: I am going first. You take too long. Mom, get out of the bathroom.
Me: Don’t everyone start. It’s Monday.
Son: I am going in now.
Daughter: Hurry up. HURRY!
(3 minutes later)
Daughter (outside bathroom door): You are taking too long. Hurry up.
Son: What?? I can’t hear you.
Daughter: (louder): You are taking too long.
Son: I still can’t hear you. I am in the shower.
Me: Oh MY GOD!
Daughter: HURRY UP! YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG YOU IDIOT!
Me: Hey! There’s no calling your brother an idiot this early on a Monday morning.
Daughter: (Shoots mean I-hate-you-mom look). He is taking too long!
Me: (with Plexiglas mean daughter look shield activated): Sit down and wait. Say nothing.
Daughter: Grumbles away with trailing black cloud.
Son: (Coming out of bathroom) GO in then. GO!
Daughter: Idiot.
Me: Nice. I love this family. What a great family.
Daughter (SLAM!) Yeah. That was the barely still on the hinges bathroom door.
Son looks at me and says, “Happy Monday Mom.”
Yep.
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